1. She has bought a vacuum cleaner. And then she has brought a broom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
2. None of her friends has come to your home through the doors. And none of them has left your home through doors.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
3. You are too much sure you know exactly how much money she has left.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
4. By some strange reason you really want to give her all your salary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
5. She says there must be 78 cards and 2 is bigger than ace.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
6. She never goes to church, but has lots of candles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
7. She has green eyes. On Fridays. <\/p>\n\n\n\n
8. 2\/3 of what she is cooking has nothing to do with food.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
9. She takes shower before to get dirty. In dust, clay, paint, wax. Not after.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
10. Before to cut a tree branch, she wants to make it an anesthesia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
11. You had sex during the whole daynight and she is still alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
12. You had sex three daynights in a row and you are still alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
13. Your home is full of bowls with milk and porridge, but there are still no ants around.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
14. She starts to read any new book from the table of contents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
15. You’ve spent a whole day in the toilet after taking a sip of her tea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
16. Your neighbours save up moneyfor a new car, but you – for a shamanic tambourine. Which is twice more expensive than a car, by the way. And you think it was your own idea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
17. She is silent when you try to argue with her.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
18. She has dissappeared from the house five minutes before you mom accidentally drops by your house for a cup of coffee.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
19. You have forgotten what dust looks like. But you know perfectly what is soot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
20. You are not sure exactly how mamy cats you’ve got.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
21. ..And some part of them are actually dogs..<\/p>\n\n\n\n
22. She changed her last name since your wedding. And first name too. Several times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
23. She doesn’t smoke but always has matches in her pocket.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
24. You have never gifted her perfume.. by her request.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
25. She writes poems and shows them to noone.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
26. You have no enemies. Anymore. Not even one. Alive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
27. She may want to go for a walk at 3 AM. Alone. In winter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
28. Your sons friends tried to hook her up. At some disco.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
29. You feel seasick immediately if think about any other woman.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
30. She has made a bonefire twice faster than your hiking instructor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
31. She takes it as a compliment if someone calls her a witch.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
32. When someone tells a story and ends it saying “and everybody died”, she asks with curiosity “and what happened next?”.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
33. She hangs any gifted flowers upside down.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
34. She orders the steak with blood, but asks the blood to be served in a glass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
35. She says “lies! it never happened!”, when watching Lord Of The Rings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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